Rainbow
Red and yellow
Green and blue
Purple bruises, aqua too!
All the colors that we know
Live in my elbow

Patty Cake
Repro-Endo,
Baby maker man,
Make me a baby
As fast as you can!
Will you insert it?
Inject it?
Or pgd select it?

Rock-a-bye
Rock a bye baby,
On a money tree top,
When the cash quits flowing
Our treatment will stop!

Hickory Dickory
Hickory dickory dock
We’re injecting round the clock
When the clock says it’s time
And our phones give a chime
Hickory dickory dock

Black Sheep
Ba-ba-baby
Have we any gelt?
No sir no sir
Not in my money belt!
None for the transfer
And none for the meds
And none for a much needed
Vacation in bed!

Three Blind Mice
Two long weeks
See how they drag
We spend them In a number of ways,
Obsessing with home kits,
But that never pays!
Two long weeks…
Two long weeks…

Mary’s Little Lamb
Nary a single embryo,
Embryo, embryo,
Nary a single embryo,
….but this is how we roll!

Row Row
Row row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
We’re in denial, can’t you see?
Life’s a merry dream!

Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty and me quite alike after all
For all of the doctors and all the great men
Have been stumped by poor Humpty and me once again!

Old McDonald
Old McDonald had a farm,
IU-IU-IU-I
And on his farms he had some eggs
Iv-iv-f
With a bfn here and a bfn there
Bfn – bfn – bf – bf – n- n
But Old macdonald had no kids
So he raised a farm instead!